Crap

Hello. I am home sick right now with a tonsillitis and tons of flea bites. Fang escaped, but we found her about 15 minutes ago, in the horse-shed-turned-spa, but she attracted a few fleas. My mom is going to have Line`e ( leen-yay), one of our housekeepers Flea Bomb the house and give Fang a strawberry flea and tick dip. I went shopping for Fang about an hour ago, even my throat is killing me, and bought her 6 new cashmere sweaters( did I ever mention Fang has a different kind of growth hormone, and will stay small forever? It won't hurt her, she'll just be different and smaller than the other kitties.), a pair of velvet lined snow pants, a hoodie, 3 satin nightgowns, 2 pairs of cashmere slipper socks, a Christmas dress made of red and gold silk, a flannel scarf, a knit hat with ear shapes for her ears to go in, a strand of kitty sized black pearls from Africa (imported!!:) ) and a poolside spa kit. The kit has 2 bikinis for when we go to the YMCA(one gold one purple) 6 strawberry and mint ( 3 of each) scented mud masks, a battery operated mini hairdryer that doesn't plug into a socket, a pair of toe separators, for mani/pedis a makeup kit, a Russian imported diamond encrusted towel with real gold thread in it spelling out "Fang", and a pair of black flip flops. I also pre-ordered a personalized stocking for Christmas with her name/pic on it. I do that for all my pets, every year. I even did it for my hermit crab, Claw last year. Claw is still alive and kicking.........er..pinching. Hehe. Well, mommy is taking me to the doc's office now, so C Y L!!
Hayley