Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Reporting from Miley's BBQ!!!

Aloha! Miley's BBQ is totally WILD!!! I'm writing to you from my cell phone (still wild) and Hadley and I are having a BLAST!!! We've used every up-stage method on the list, except for 1. Ol' Reliable. I've been doing that one since I was 6, and it's worked like a charm every time. It's pretty complicated, though. Certainly NAWT for an amateur.But I'll explain it now. It takes lots of people.


Noah-distracts Miley
Hadley- picks up punch bowl
Me-(thank Gawd Miley is wearing a super slick braid) Sneaks up and hacks off Miley's braid.(must be super sneaky)
Miley-Screams bloody murder, and distracts everyone
Guests-turn to see what all the screaming is about
Miley-is in full veiw
Hadley- dumps sticky punch all over Miley's head
Guests- laugh
Noah-sticks trained squirrels down Miley's stuffed bra
Squirrels-Grab stuffing, then come out of bra
Guests-laugh, laugh, laugh, did I mention laugh???
Marisa( nerd from school)- turns off power(lights go out)
(guests know about "attack")
Miley- is afriadof fake ghosts and demons,and is also wet, sticky, and almost bald)
Well, I'll explain the other plans later.........
Hayley

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